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Dino Humor

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

The Hero

After hearing that a patient in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director summoned the rescuer to his office.

The Three Pints of Beer

A man walks into a bar and orders three pints of beer. He takes a sip from one, then a sip from the next, and then a sip from the third, and continues this pattern until all three are gone.

Fastest Drinker In The West

A cowboy walked into a bar and ordered a whisky. He gulped it down, slammed the glass, and asked for another. “You sure drink fast,” the bartender remarked.

Give It To Me Straight Doc

Give It To Me Straight Doc! A guy told the doctor that he could no longer do as much around the house as he used