Grandpa's Date with Destiny
A boy was telling his friend: “My grandfather predicted in advance the very year in which he was going to die. What’s more, he knew the exact month he was going to die, the precise day he was going to die and even the time of day he was going to die. And he was right on every count.”
“That’s uncanny,” said the friend. “How did he know all that?”
“The judge told him.”