Give It To Me Straight Doc!
A guy told the doctor that he could no longer do as much around the house as he used to. He didn’t seem to have the energy for any chores. The doctor gave him a thorough examination and at the end the guy said: “OK, doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English, what’s wrong with me?”
“Well,” said the doctor, “in plain English, you’re just lazy.”
“OK,” said the guy, “now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife.”